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Created on 2002-03-20 20:12:19 (#501523), last updated 2004-12-11
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Basic Info| Name: | Nobody |
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BioI exist only in your mind.
In the time it takes you to read my pointless
profile you could have:
• made your bed
• programmed the clock on your VCR
• become a role model for a wayward youth
• fastened a safety pin to your own head
• hurt someone's feelings
• had an epiphany
• made sweet, sweet love
• ...to your pet
• burned things that remind you of "him"
• contemplated cannibalism
• stumbled on a life-changing invention
• emailed an old long-lost friend
• reaffirmed your sexuality
• meditated
• contemplated the meaning ofLife Meaning
• written a poem
• made something useful from AOL disks
• decided what you'd do for a klondike bar
• written a much better profile than mine
• clipped your gnarled toe-nails
• masturbated
.....but you didn't, you loser!
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In the time it takes you to read my pointless
profile you could have:
• made your bed
• programmed the clock on your VCR
• become a role model for a wayward youth
• fastened a safety pin to your own head
• hurt someone's feelings
• had an epiphany
• made sweet, sweet love
• ...to your pet
• burned things that remind you of "him"
• contemplated cannibalism
• stumbled on a life-changing invention
• emailed an old long-lost friend
• reaffirmed your sexuality
• meditated
• contemplated the meaning of
• written a poem
• made something useful from AOL disks
• decided what you'd do for a klondike bar
• written a much better profile than mine
• clipped your gnarled toe-nails
• masturbated
.....but you didn't, you loser!
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